So You Think You Can Dance! dance!.. dance!...

YES. It WAS the premiere of Season 4 last night. And it WAS wonderful! thanks for asking. But before I get started, a shout out to last seasons cast, I loved you all except you two, you know who you are, hah. I miss you and hope this season's can be up to the bar you set.

It was tryouts and lots of people stood out and not all of them in a good way! It was a night full of laughs.

One red headed boy who reminds me of my friend Bobby Burnside stripped down to his tightie whities and proceeded to slither around the floor like a Roomba in search of crumbs. To me, he looked like he just had a stroke after getting out of the shower. And, speaking of Roombas, I want one when I grow up. Please.

There was a fat kid, who said being fat was his "niche" and it made him who he was as a male dancer and the judges quickly told him that it was a terrible niche and that he was unhealthy, which made him probably want to cry inside but he kept his composure so all is well all is well.

She literally looked like Jackie Chan in a punk rock wig. She was good though, and they gave her a ticket...

Trashy looking Erika Gee was here for her third try. Sorry, honey, maybe you’ll have more luck at the Pussycat Dolls tryouts, or as a contestant on Flava Flav’s FLAVOR OF LOVE.
Her performance was bland and boring, yet the judges sang her praises and kissed her arse. Mary Murphy said, “I’m so glad we’re witnessing this big journey with you.” What journey is that exactly? The journey from the night shift at Hooters to the morning shift at Wal-Mart? Whatever. They loved her, and sent her straight through to Vegas. Where she belongs.

Oh, and Twitch came back! You know the guy who they had to decide him and best friend Hok, so Hok made it... he's a sweet heart he was bueno and I hope he makes the show just cause he deserves to...he's a good sport and a good dancer.

Then there was 21 year old breaker Victor Kim - my favorite performer of the night. This kid was nasty, and had some serious moves. He slid across the floor on his head, and balanced his entire body on his elbow. He was so funny! I laughed so hard, he was a huge goofball, and way original...the judges loved him and sent him through to choreography.

And there was Jonathan, a 21 year old cocky guy from Italy. While he was attractive in a “Just Shut Up And Stand There” sort of way, he was too annoying and cocky to take seriously. And with his shaved chest and greasy hair, he looked like a rejected Chippendale’s dancer. He probably IS a stripper somewhere in LA.

Next up, Kherington (sp?) an 18 year old, annoying little blonde thing who instantly made me throw up in my mouth a little. She giggled and proudly said, “I started playing soccer when I was 5!” Yeah, who didn't!? Do you want a cookie? Pin a rose on your nose. Bottom line, she jumped around the stage and did the same spin move over and over. She couldn’t seem to find any balance or direction and her movements reminded me of a moth with one wing. But the boys in the audience loved her (Dominic), and Nigel could sense the dollar bills rolling, so he put her straight through to Vegas. Shocking.

The last performer of the night was Robert, a 20 year old street dancer from California. He was amazing! I could watch him all night. I don't know how is body can move that way, but I don't know if he will be able to do any other style of dance.. we'll see if he makes it past vegas. Either way I hope he gets somewhere in life. Because he was rad, bad and everything in between.

I am way stoked for next week when they show the Salt Lake Auditions and I hope they show Michael Anne! I am rooting for her 100%.

but you don't really care for music do you...

So! TV Networks (I mean you, CW.) are lying scoundrels.. Hope i'm not spoiling anything for anyone here but.. Serena is not a murderess and Lucas apparently hates Peyton and does not sleep with her. They should be ashamed.

In other news.... I am excited for:

• work to be over in 2 & 1/2 hours so that I can eat Cafe Rio with padge. I miss her.
• making macaroni frames with adrienne tomorrow and putting pictures of me and adrienne in them.
• giving my mom my late mothersday present tomorrow.
• going to portland/seaside oregon with mom jerry cory and brandee! it is supposed to be beautiful weather the whole time! i am so so so so amped for it.
• getting fired for going to oregon. kidding. i really hope i don't get fired.
• the So You Think You Can Dance premiere on the 22nd. a week from friday children!
• not having to pay for gas or food for a whole four days while i am away with the 'damily.
• dining with carson tomorrow it has been ages. if he bails our friendship is cancelled.
• hanging out with my most recent army of skanks: cassidy syb jill gavin jaime katie and brady in between all of those other things. i love them all!!
• my chin maybe healing while i am gone? that is the ONLY upside i can think of from not seeing brady for that long...
• the fact that i got my mom a new door mat for her front porch. i won't even tell you what the old one was like.
• twilight concert series at gallivan center beginning july 10

not excited for:

• cameron not being able to come on that trip. that really blows! we'll miss you brother.
• not seeing any of my friends for four days.
• not being able to make it to Katie/Chris's engagement BBQ.
• riding in the suburban for like 17 hours back and forth.
• my chin being back pink when i get home, it's inevitable i think.
• the yellow ribbons and welcome home sign that will decorate my house when i get home. how embarrassing.
• not driving juanita.
• britney spears maybe being pregnant. i will spew.

introducing! DRUMROLL.... cory and brandee! my stepbrother and stepsister who i don't know if they have even been afore mentioned on this blog of mine so here they are.

Cory stands at a nice 6'3" and is 16 years old. He will never smile for a picture unless paid a hefty fee. He can play guitar hero on expert if he uses the xbox controller and owns his very own bowling ball. He is kind and friendly and always good for a laugh... even if it is at his own expense!

Brandee is 13 years old and is my height, her bust is one and a half inches bigger around than mine as mentioned to me today, (because my mom is making us dresses, not because i keep track.) She is kind and friendly as well and likes pretty much whatever I like which makes it very easy for us to get along.

I am so excited to go on a vacation with them!

Vital Monday!

Last monday's Gossip Girl blew everyone's face off because, um, Serena confessed to committing a murder. So what will happen tonight, besides me squealing like a giddy 13 year old for an hour straight? Apparently Chuck and Nate are going to be brought into her mess as well. There's some other secret she won't tell them, and it leads me to wonder: what could possibly be worse than killing a person? My guess? Serena van der Woodsen did 9/11. Political! Or, you know, this clip is just a little bait and switch and doesn't have to do with killing people at all. Maybe she's a hooker! A bus station skank! What do you think? I am so excited to find out. And, I'm hoping that Georgie's cover as the innocent new in town "Sarah" will be blown. Hopefully. If not i'm going to hold a pg-13 rated 'Cuss & Discuss' at my house despues the show.

The Hills will conclude with Season 4 and we can assume they will not leave us without a bang! They will probably leave us hanging and begging for more. Audrina and Lauren will show us a confrontation, and it involves tears and accusation (Lo!) and as always Speidi drama will definately ensue, the clip I saw showed Heidi all up in Spencer's grill.

One Tree Hill...title? "Hate is safer than Love!" Are Lucas & Peyton back together? The trailer shows them hastily jumping into the sack... I'm skeptical as to whether these two should be making rash decisions like this especially given that both of their heartstrings are pulled about as tightly as possible. Not to mention the eternal damnation.

In closing, i would just like to say, i love you cw and mtv for making my monday nights so interesting.

yo yo yiggity yo

My days and nights of late have been filled with (in chronological order) loading and unloading my car with my stuff... which all seems so unnecessary when you have to move it! Driving back and forth between Provo and Draper. Studying for my one final and...drumroll please... watching the OC seasons one and two! ... I miss that show so much. More importantly I miss Seth Cohen. Why you leave me??

Today is the only day I am working this week. Hence the lack of blogs, haaa.

Here I am again. And I have had a weird anxiety on my mind lately... because I have been spending much time in this exact position, hand on chin, for hours at a time. The anxiety? Am I going to start getting... acne.. all over my chin or something?? I have heard that if you touch your face that can happen. And I am not too keen on that idea. Anyway, I try to stop but then I will catch myself having been doing it again for too long. Help!


About the picture, it's purpose is obvious. It is: a lame phone snap shot, apparently the face I make when I look at the computer screen.
It is not: an attempt at an emo myspace type photo


Also! Welcome Home Bray! You don't read this but maybe someday you will. Ha, it's good to have you back.

Oh, and fourth but not least, my key chain (for my car/house keys) is really bothering me and I want a new one. The beads are hanging on by a thread and are going to break off and litter the ground any minute! It's not only annoying but unsafe for anyone in the immediate area.

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Tonight. 8 PM Mountain Time. Channel 5. I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait. I can't wait! Syb and I will be enjoying some Bombay House indian food tonight. Patti maybe too. You should come, the more the merrier. That will be the pre-party. The office will be the actual party. Snickerdoodles will be the post party. Patti made them. Yum for your tum!