can't hold me down.

I am going to be the crazy old lady that lives down the street.

The nana that feng shui's everything when she comes to visit.

The granny that embarasses her grandbabies at the soccer game or dance

recital by yelling ridiculous cheers from her high school days like

"Go back! Go back! Go back to the hood! Because your cheerleaders are

UGLY and your team is NO GOOD!"

Oh and YES I will still rollerblade.

I want to be a member of the red hat society. They meet for tea and wear red hats and purple dresses! I'm not too jazzed about that because I would like to wear whatever colors I want... but maybe they won't mind if I just change it up a little. If not I will start my own society. Or just do something fun. Also, my grandma Phyllis bless her heart always went with her sisters to paint ceramics once a week. Sometimes when she babysat Cam and I she would take us with her. It was always so fun and her house is still full of her art work! I would love to have something like that to look forward to. Heaven knows I love arts and crafts!!!!

One time back in high school I was on a double date and we were at wingers.

These old ladies, about 60 years old maybe, came in wearing these 80's-esque prom dresses. They came up to us and just started talking and we didn't really know

why or what they were doing exactly. Then they told us that they were celebrating life! (Trist...you were there. Do you remember?)

Yes, by dressing up and going to WINGERS! Oh boy. I think I laughed about it for three days

but I really do want to do things like that when I am retired. I could go on forever with enticing ideas for fun after fifty. I mean, what better way to pass the time than with friends and family doing silly things like play dress up?